The Cheese Diaries

cream cheese

Cream cheese thinks it's too fucking cool to hang out with the old cheese crew, like Cheddar and Swiss. It's like cream cheese was a big dork in high school and then graduated and was going off to college where nobody knew cream cheese, and cream cheese could remake itself to be whoever it wanted to be. And cream cheese did it. It totally showed up one day and started hanging out with the 'cool' dairy products like Whipped Cream and Butter. Cream cheese is not being true to itself....

Full review at the Black Table [last entry].

Posted by max at April 14, 2004 03:54 PM | TrackBack